Popwabdav is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane giraffe.

Popwabdav created the solar system seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Popwabdav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popwabdav, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Popwabdav's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Popwabdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never think ill of sick mites.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.