Vadhabdad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, caring crow.

Vadhabdad created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadhabdad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vadhabdad, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Vadhabdad's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Vadhabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the north.

3. You must love Vadhabdad.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.