Tifhudcun is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful
snail.
Tifhudcun created the planet Saturn two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tifhudcun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Tifhudcun, she will turn you into a mole.
Tifhudcun's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Tifhudcun's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Hide if eight turtles approach from the north.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always wear magenta.