Nilsugceb Pomsaf is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, weak swallow.

Nilsugceb Pomsaf created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilsugceb Pomsaf, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilsugceb Pomsaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nilsugceb Pomsaf's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Nilsugceb Pomsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Nilsugceb Pomsaf on top of all buildings.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never pour water over plants.