Butflisgam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty owl.

Butflisgam created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butflisgam, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Butflisgam, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Butflisgam's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Butflisgam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Always treat cats with great respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Butflisgam loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.