Jinsasmig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart dragon.

Jinsasmig created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jinsasmig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jinsasmig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Jinsasmig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Jinsasmig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Capybaras are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Jinsasmig.