Huggubbod is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, grumpy sheep.

Huggubbod created a quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Huggubbod, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Huggubbod, it will turn you into a snail.

Huggubbod's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Huggubbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Put Huggubbod first in all things.

4. Always help sharks.

5. Always wear green.