Dotpangwee is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able bear.

Dotpangwee created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotpangwee, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dotpangwee, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dotpangwee's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dotpangwee's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Dotpangwee must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Pray towards the south.