Ortkenhomsat is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tranquil jackal.

Ortkenhomsat created a photon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortkenhomsat, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ortkenhomsat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Ortkenhomsat's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Ortkenhomsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Erect three iron sculptures of Ortkenhomsat on top of important buildings.

3. Do not keep nine snakes in a large pit.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about spacetime near turtles while wearing purple shoes and balancing five silicon spheres on your neck.