Nuttpangbed is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive gnu.

Nuttpangbed created Europe two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpangbed, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nuttpangbed, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nuttpangbed's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nuttpangbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Nuttpangbed on top of all buildings.

3. Never think ill of sick horses.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about bacteria.