Titgigdot is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish shark.

Titgigdot created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Titgigdot, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Titgigdot, he will destroy your home planet.

Titgigdot's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Titgigdot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Titgigdot on top of all buildings.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Never talk about spacetime.