Lamflisvog is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish capybara.

Lamflisvog created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lamflisvog, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lamflisvog, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lamflisvog's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lamflisvog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mice approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamflisvog.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.