Badgenlib Gephomlundam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying elephant.

Badgenlib Gephomlundam created the Whirlpool Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Badgenlib Gephomlundam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badgenlib Gephomlundam, it will ignore you.

Badgenlib Gephomlundam's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Badgenlib Gephomlundam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear white.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Hide if six frogs approach from the west.