Tofrillnat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, vain dryad.

Tofrillnat created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tofrillnat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tofrillnat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Tofrillnat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tofrillnat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always obey Tofrillnat's priests.

3. Never write about moons.

4. You must never eat aubergines.

5. Put Tofrillnat first in all things.