Cisscutyarcib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humorless narwhal.

Cisscutyarcib created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Cisscutyarcib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cisscutyarcib, it will turn you into a tree.

Cisscutyarcib's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Cisscutyarcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Cisscutyarcib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Erect eight lead sculptures of Cisscutyarcib on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.