Janbonkdad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able porpoise.

Janbonkdad created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janbonkdad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Janbonkdad, she will cry a lot.

Janbonkdad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Janbonkdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed parsnips to ants while wearing red ear rings.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Run away from white cats, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.