Busliptim is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise troll.

Busliptim created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busliptim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Busliptim, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Busliptim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Busliptim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to dolphins while wearing trousers.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Hide if six great tits approach from the south.

5. Run away if four pigs approach from the east.