Sinbummet is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic zebra.

Sinbummet created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Sinbummet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sinbummet, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Sinbummet's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sinbummet's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Goats are not to be trusted.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near seals while wearing mauve coats.