Stragkarhom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, egotistical rhinoceros.

Stragkarhom created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragkarhom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stragkarhom, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Stragkarhom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Stragkarhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide if six hamsters approach from the west.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not kill mice.