Afarplab Fonrigceb is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, self-confident donkey.

Afarplab Fonrigceb created water three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afarplab Fonrigceb, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Afarplab Fonrigceb, it will be very unhappy.

Afarplab Fonrigceb's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Afarplab Fonrigceb's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine nematodes approach from the north.

2. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

3. Never paint your chest turquoise.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

5. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Afarplab Fonrigceb in the centre of the settlement.