Jankonstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable finch.

Jankonstrag created gold five million years ago.

If you believe in Jankonstrag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jankonstrag, he will refuse to believe in you.

Jankonstrag's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Jankonstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never sing in the presence of gulls.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.