Negcapvon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic duck.

Negcapvon created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Negcapvon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Negcapvon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Negcapvon's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Negcapvon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of rice to seals while wearing violet tights.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must love Negcapvon.

5. Do not drink alcohol.