Yarlstip is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, boastful ant.

Yarlstip created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Yarlstip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yarlstip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yarlstip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yarlstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear green.

2. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the west.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear white jumpers.

5. Always pray immersed in water.