Govgadyoggen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, benevolent bee.

Govgadyoggen created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Govgadyoggen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Govgadyoggen, he will turn you into a slug.

Govgadyoggen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Govgadyoggen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity.

2. Feed all hungry snakes.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Never eat rice.