Flowsawhivlidgathom is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, almighty wyvern.

Flowsawhivlidgathom created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Flowsawhivlidgathom, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowsawhivlidgathom, he will turn you into a tree.

Flowsawhivlidgathom's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Flowsawhivlidgathom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Always look after injured goats.

3. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

4. Never wear black coats.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing yellow stockings and balancing six platinum spheres on your legs.