Nurlsatlim is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet wyrm.

Nurlsatlim created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsatlim, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nurlsatlim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nurlsatlim's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Nurlsatlim's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nurlsatlim.

4. Never feed peanuts to shrews while wearing shorts.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.