Davbelldavfab is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, narcissistic bat.

Davbelldavfab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Davbelldavfab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Davbelldavfab, she will send you a sign.

Davbelldavfab's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Davbelldavfab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Davbelldavfab.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not hurt cats.