Genjigbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, confident eagle.

Genjigbiss created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Genjigbiss, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Genjigbiss, he will destroy your home solar system.

Genjigbiss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Genjigbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Genjigbiss.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Genjigbiss on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt snails.