Hunlidcaplarp Rakmotnak is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, proud spider.

Hunlidcaplarp Rakmotnak created the Andromeda Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunlidcaplarp Rakmotnak, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hunlidcaplarp Rakmotnak, she will destroy your favourite star.

Hunlidcaplarp Rakmotnak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Hunlidcaplarp Rakmotnak's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about photosynthesis.

5. Hunlidcaplarp Rakmotnak must be the most important thing in your life.