Labnegsom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, emotional zebra.

Labnegsom created the Sunflower Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Labnegsom, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Labnegsom, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Labnegsom's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Labnegsom's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing indigo kilts and balancing four zinc spheres on your back.

5. Never look at planets.