Fabhudgar is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring wombat.

Fabhudgar created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Fabhudgar, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fabhudgar, she will turn you into a rock.

Fabhudgar's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fabhudgar's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Fabhudgar loves voles, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

5. Always obey Fabhudgar's priests.