Limstipkin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, grumpy mole.

Limstipkin created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Limstipkin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limstipkin, she will turn you into a mole.

Limstipkin's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Limstipkin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Limstipkin.

5. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Limstipkin on top of important buildings.