Venfadyak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, pitiless hedgehog.

Venfadyak created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Venfadyak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Venfadyak, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Venfadyak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Venfadyak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear yellow corsets.

2. Never talk about dark energy near mites while wearing white kilts and balancing four gold spheres on your head.

3. Venfadyak loves goats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.