Bidbidyart is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish goat.

Bidbidyart created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bidbidyart, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bidbidyart, it will curse you with boils.

Bidbidyart's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Bidbidyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.