Mifteenkab is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, narcissistic rat.

Mifteenkab created the Andromeda Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Mifteenkab, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mifteenkab, she will turn you into a tree.

Mifteenkab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mifteenkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near tortoises while wearing fawn dresses and balancing nine nickel spheres on your arms.

2. Run away from gray voles, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism near porpoises while wearing mauve rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your chest.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always help sick badgers.