Banstig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, tiresome duck.

Banstig created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Banstig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Banstig, it will manifest in front of you.

Banstig's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Banstig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Banstig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Banstig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near rats while wearing brown trousers.

5. Never chant near great tits.