Cidfedbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, fussy dog.

Cidfedbud created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidfedbud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cidfedbud, it will remove you from existence.

Cidfedbud's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cidfedbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.