Limgamxuctip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, competent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Limgamxuctip created the Sol system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limgamxuctip, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Limgamxuctip, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Limgamxuctip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Limgamxuctip's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear mauve.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Limgamxuctip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.