Tigshaving is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, almighty bee.

Tigshaving created humanity five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigshaving, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tigshaving, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tigshaving's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Tigshaving's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention capybaras.

2. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Tigshaving on top of all buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tigshaving.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.