Satnellop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful yak.

Satnellop created oxygen six billion years ago.

If you believe in Satnellop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Satnellop, she will turn you into a rat.

Satnellop's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Satnellop's Holy Commandments

1. Satnellop loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

2. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.