Satbangon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient jellyfish.

Satbangon created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Satbangon, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Satbangon, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Satbangon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Satbangon's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about asteroids.