Nilratgad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, cheerful chinchilla.

Nilratgad created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilratgad, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nilratgad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Nilratgad's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nilratgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Do not hurt dogs.