Hasbarnfid is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, narcissistic elephant.

Hasbarnfid created energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hasbarnfid, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Hasbarnfid, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Hasbarnfid's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Hasbarnfid's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasbarnfid.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.