Sitlipcip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, happy butterfly.

Sitlipcip created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitlipcip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sitlipcip, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sitlipcip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sitlipcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five mites in a large pit.

2. Sitlipcip loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.