Gepbadlad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unfair cobra.

Gepbadlad created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Gepbadlad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gepbadlad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gepbadlad's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gepbadlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near turtles while wearing blue stockings and balancing six copper spheres on your arms.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Never wear kilts.