Febmifnegflis is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless fly.

Febmifnegflis created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmifnegflis, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Febmifnegflis, it will ignore you.

Febmifnegflis' most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Febmifnegflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Febmifnegflis loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.