Babzag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ill-tempered narwhal.

Babzag created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Babzag, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Babzag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Babzag's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Babzag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

3. Retreat if eight frogs approach from the east.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Babzag on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about ultrasonics near doves while wearing indigo skirts.