Dusslarnneg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, bad-tempered salamander.

Dusslarnneg created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusslarnneg, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dusslarnneg, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dusslarnneg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dusslarnneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about beans.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your back fawn.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.