Cebdapyart is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, pitiless pigeon.

Cebdapyart created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdapyart, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebdapyart, she will jump up and down on your head.

Cebdapyart's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Cebdapyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about eukaryotes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Erect a large tin sculpture of Cebdapyart on top of all buildings.