Botbitrip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy human.

Botbitrip created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Botbitrip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botbitrip, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Botbitrip's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Botbitrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of pineapples to sheep while wearing brown hats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Botbitrip on top of all buildings.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.